IsixTelevision Reviews

Turbaconepicentipede - Epic Meal Time

2011-12-04T19:49:00.000-08:00

Okay guys i know i have'nt done a review in a while and this episode is like a week old but still'

F*CK OFF I BEEN UNDER TO MUCH STRESS AND DEATH THREATS

FROM MYSELF

ANYWAY I CONSIDER THIS EPISODE TO BE A SEQUEL TO THE EPISODE THEY HAD LAST YEAR WITH THE WHOLE BIRD IN A BIRD IN A BIRD IN A PIG THING

CAUSE THIS EPISODE IS AWESOME

I MEAN FIRST OFF THIS COULD'VE BEEN THERE BIGGEST EPISODE.

I mean you think it's just gonna be like another episode. then you see the bird in pig thing so at THIS POINT YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE LIKE LAST YEARS EPISODE.

BUT I DIGRESS THEY SHOW THIS HUGE PARTY WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO INCLUDE

SMOSH

JENNA MARBLES HOTTTTTTTTTTTT

FineBros

Jimmy Wong

Brandon from FreddieW where is Freddie

NO FUCKIN RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON

NO FPS RUSSIA

ANYWAY THIS WAS A GREAT EPISODE FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN HARLEY SAID ANUS TO MOUTH AT THE END

I JUST STARTED CRACKING UP

SNowpocalypse

2011-11-19T13:44:00.001-08:00

SNowpocalypse

SO I HAVE NOT POSTED IN WEEKS SORRY ABOUT THAT,
IT'S JUST THAT A COUPLE OF DAYS BEFORE HALLOWEEN
THERE WAS A SNOWSTORM THAT TOOK DOWN A LOT OF TREES.
AND POWER WENT OUT IN THOUSANDS OF HOMES

INCLUDING MY POWER

SO I DID'NT HAVE POWER FOR ABOUT A WEEK AND NO internet or cable for a few days after that

THE SKY TURNED F*CKIN GREEN WHEN ALL THE LIGHTS WENT OUT.

I WAS OUTSIDE I KNOW THIS

SO I AM NOW ABLE TO NOW POST BLOGS YET AGAIN

P.S MIGHT START GAMEPLAY COMMENTARY

P.S.S BIG CHANGES COMING TO ALL BLOGS

Review:Walkng Dead S2 premiere

2011-10-23T14:23:00.000-07:00

Ugly Americans(Season 2)- Mummy Dearest

2011-09-04T15:28:00.000-07:00

First review of a different show other than Degrassi. Now I am a Fan of UGLY AMERICANS. People watch this show it is good and it might not get renewed for another season.

So obviously Ugly Americans is a very different from Degrassi.Anyway THE ACTUAL REVIEW:
Now This is the season finale and I loved it. This finale showed all the things that were UGLY AMERICAN.
I LIKE THE OPENING SEQUENCE. THE WHOLE TOMB RAIDER PARODY WAS FUNNY AND HOT(Not an easy combination)
But the Jokes came fast and they came hard. But it was absolutely HI-LAR-IOUS

MY ACTUAL SCORE
93 OUT OF 100

Degrassi:(Season 11) Dead and Gone PT 2

2011-09-04T14:53:00.000-07:00

This review is MAD LATE I apologize I 've been so occupied with school but I warned you
about the decrease in reviews. But I did write this review on the premiere date anyway the ACTUAL REVIEW:

So this episode was quite an episode full of memorable moments. MY FAVORITE: Was the end when Alli was walking with Sav. This time I have decided to actually watch the episode then write the review. So this review will be much more detailed.

Now I like what happens at the beginning of this when Drew is with Bianca. I was actually laughing, That was just an awkward moment. But this all built up into Bianca's ex Vince. Now I knew he was coming. But I was surprised at how Drew Was beating him up. THAT WAS THAT MMA/ KARATE MOVES HE WAS USING. So Vince shot they went to commercial. I WAS SHOCKED THAT ADAM GOT SHOT I liked ADAM she was a new topic they covered on that show. Anyway Bianca got scared and Went to Vince's safehouse with his gun. She was waiting for him to come out when Drew came convincing her to give him the gun and call the police. Now his speech was somewhat convincing. So Vince is probably going to jail and Bianca is too.

But This episode made me interested in the whole Claire/Jake thing. I mean before they were acting like it was freakin Romeo and Juliet. Like they can't be together. Well this episode said they can't cause there parents are getting married . So they are brother sister now all of a sudden. Which is weird.

ALL IN ALL THIS EPISODE WAS A PRETTY STRONG ENDING EVEN THOUGH IT WAS'NT THE ACTUAL SEASON FINALE. JUST THE SUMMER FINALE.

P.S THIS COULD BE MY LAST DEGRASSI REVIEW

MY ACTUAL SCORE
89 OUT OF 100

Degrassi:(Season 10) Dead and Gone PT 1

2011-08-31T19:57:00.000-07:00

THIS IS MY SHORTEST REVIEW EVER ANYWAY: THE ACTUAL REVIEW:
I thought this episode was good that really moved the story forward

MY ACTUAL SCORE
78 OUT OF 100

P.S LONGER REVIEW COMING SOON

Degrassi:(Season 11) Take A Bow PT 2

2011-08-30T18:37:00.000-07:00

So here I am with another review of Degrassi So I'm starting to get tired of these Degrassi Reviews BTW I will be reviewing Some CBS Shows Like How I met Your Mother(Like that show) Two and A half men(Want to see how it is with Kutcher instead of Sheen)Plus Person Of Interest(JJ Abrams AND Jonathan Nolan I mean DARK KNIGHT People)ANYWAY So this review will once again be shorter OKAY THE ACTUAL REVIEW
1.So It is graduation time for all these students and Fiona is heartbroken and is drinking. Plus Holly J is getting a kidney. So they have a pre prom for her. So they tippie the school WOW. Fiona tells her she drank for the first time in months. I do like the walk of fame thing though.

2.The gay football player. I can't REMEMBER THIS DUDES NAME. RILEY THAT'S IT. WHERE HAS HE BEEN.Seriously He has been gone like the whole season no episodes for him or anything.

3.So Katie keeps CHOPPING DREW'S WOOD she tells him to get tested. Drews clean suprisingly after that fling with Bianca. LOL. But it seems Drew invited her over his house just to meet his Mom. WOAH DREW JUST DECLINED THAT PHONE CALL FROM BIANCA.

SO THIS WAS A SLIGHTY BETTER THAN AVERAGE EPISODE

MY ACTUAL SCORE
79 OUT OF 100

MTV VMA 2011

2011-08-29T19:11:00.000-07:00

Okay So I liked this years show it was GOOD FAVORITE MOMENT: LADY GAGA DRESSED AS A MAN I HAD NO F_CKIN IDEA. I DID REALIZE IT WHEN SHE SANG HER SONG THOUGH
I had no idea Tyler was gonna win for best artist I thought it was gonna be The LYRICAL Big Sean, Or the Sound of Pittsburgh Wiz Khalifa, Not the Unrestrained Tyler The Creator. This does tell us that Tyler has a dedicated fan base.
I WAS SURPRISED
BUT FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK SAY THAT JAY Z AND KAYNE did the best performance.
I WAS DISAPPOINTED WHEN KATY PERRY WON FOR VIDEO OF THE YEAR.
"I WANTED TYLER TO WIN FOR YONKERS IT WAS ONE OF I DO AGREE WITH KAYNE WEST THOUGH YONKERS IS THE BEST VIDEO OF 2011 "
EITHER TYLER OR BRUNO. I wanted Bruno to win cause I wanted to see Tyler's reaction Cause i remember that verse from Yonkers
"STAB BRUNO MARS IN HIS GOD DAMN ESOPHAGUS AND WON'T STOP UNTIL THE COPS COME IN"
Well I did like the show. I Don't care what yall say Wayne was the best performance of the whole night.
As I was watching I noticed MTV did a Average job at bleeping cause if you know the lyrics then you know that they did'nt bleep out all the swears and if you did'nt know you know the words now

But I liked this show more than last year and it's good for a award show to come days before I go back to school

Degrassi:(Season 11) Take A Bow PT 1

2011-08-29T18:39:00.000-07:00

REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN THIS EPISODE ALMOST DID'NT WRITE THIS REVIEW. So THIS REVIEW WILL BE A LOT SHORTER THAN NORMALLY ANYWAY THE ACTUAL REVIEW:
1.Main story Fiona Feels neglected by Anna and Holly J and this is kinda true. They really have'nt been doing that much with Fiona. I mean Holly J has a mother who gave her up for adoption and Anna is on cocaine. Which by the way still feels unrealistic I mean where does a teenager get coke from Weed would have made more sense. But Fiona goes with Charlie which is hot (Les it up Girl). I do think it's kinda weird how Fiona was expecting a relationship with Charlie as in More than friends(ALSO HOT) but it is kinda crazy that when Charlie shows her the GIRLFRIEND(Really Hot) So Fiona is feeling unloved and needs to learn to be alone. But the whole alcohol thing still doesn't really make any sense.
2. Katie is thinking about sleeping with Drew. Cause it's Prom night
Okay Just a quick sidenote here Just cause it's Prom night that doesn't mean that there has to be Any $EX of any KIND.
Anyway she is kind've unsure about Drew and his intentions. So We'll have to see how this turns out.

SEE I TOLD YOU THIS REVIEW WAS NOT GOING TO BE THAT LONG. ANYWAY
MY ACTUAL RATING
69 OUT OF 100

Degrassi:(Season 11) Don't Panic Pt 2

2011-08-25T18:32:00.000-07:00

Okay so today's episode is kind've a average episode At least I think so cause Yet again I am not really interested in Drew unless he is doing that UFC/MMA Stuff(BTW I am a MMA Fan. Fav fighter Anderson Silva) Katie not so hot Marisol yes and what kind of name is Marisol for a black girl. Another as I'm watching review.So here we go THE ACTUAL REVIEW:

1.So Main story here is Drew caught in A completely Involuntary Love triangle. So Katie is Anorexic and Marisol is a home wrecker. Plus Katie is trying to hide the fact that she is bulimic. Even though the lie detector app just said that she was lying about not being anorexic eating a bag of chips(like a boss) Kind of emotional when she was int he bathroom stall debating about her anorexia. Plus it seems that Katie and Marisol's friendship is over(terrible ACTING) I MEAN A LITTLE MORE EMOTION from these B_tc*es. So it seems like her anorexia came from A strict diet at Soccer camp she just made herself throw up afterwards. So it seems Marisol has just withdrew from the race. So the winner of the RACE IS DAVE. Nah just kidding. Katie won and Marisol is her vp kind've makes sense. So their friendship is been repaired. But here we have Drew showing some resentment towards Marisol over telling the whole school she is anorexic. So it is clear Drew really does'nt like Marisol.

2.A more interesting story is Eli trying to make up for the wrongs he has commited. He tries to do this by giving Jake some advice about Claire but it seems that Jake is unwilling to listen to his GOLDEN advice. He just trapped them in a Sweat lodge. Eli is kind've like Dr.Phil in this situation. Which is weird Considering the fact he is bipolar.Woahh so it seems that they Claire just stuck her tongue down Jakes throat(Lucky bastard) Eli is apologizing to the girl that liked him Imajin. So Eli is taking Imajin out crazy.

3.Watching SAV and Ms. O and SAV is trying to stand up for Ms.O. Ms.O just keeps chopping SAVS Wood. Woahhhhh. So it seems that They were called into the principals office. SAV took the blame. Ms.O gives SAV a CD . She calls him a Quote "great guy'' ANd the CD has her number on the back of it. (SAV YOU ARE SO GONNA BE UP IN THERE)

A AVERAGE EPISODE WITH SOME PRETTY FUNNY MOMENTS Ahh
HERE IS MY RATING
70 OUT OF 100

P.S Thinking about Breaking Bad Reviews(starting to get into that show)

Degrassi:(Season 11) Don't Panic Pt 1

2011-08-24T18:37:00.000-07:00

So I am Semi-Interested in this episode so here we have Drew in A love triangle. By the WAY Who The F_ck is Marisol when did she get in here. By the way share this post

1.So the main story here is Drew in his love triangle. Not really interested in Drew this episode. I'm actually more interested in the sub-plots. But here we have Marisol likes Drew but Drew likes Katie. To make these interesting these two are friends and they are running against each other for president.(Makes no sense these two are best friends why would they run against each other) Marisol talks about a problem which is a eating disorder.(YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN) That's the problem she has I thought it would've been drugs or something. I gotta say not really interested in Katie. A little interested in Marisol

2.ELI'S BACK! (Ohh yeah)I just wished that he was crazy like how he was before. Maybe there is hope. So he is back on the pill he is stable. He is looking for forgiveness and has found it with Fiona. But now with Jake. So he is going to help out Jake with Claire. He knows what makes her tick and I'm interested in this. He paired himself up for a project with Jake. So we'll have to wait and see what happens next.

3. SAV:I like SAV I just feel his character hasn't been developing as much as Alli or even Drew. He's just been the musician. So he has a relationship with the teacher. NOW this reminds me of one of my favorite TV Shows SKINS(UK&US) I just wish the US version got another season.(DAMN YOU MTV) But in the SKINS show one of the characters gets involved with his teacher and they have S-E-X. Now Sav and the sexy Miss O are close to doing that. We'll have to wait till tomorrow.

Anyway this was a pretty average episode it did'nt really blow me 8==> ...... AWAY So here we have the THE ACTUAL REVIEW
MY RATING
75 OUT OF 100

P.S STILL PISSED THAT THEY CANCELLED SKINS ON MTV ALL BECAUSE OF SOME LITTLE LAWSUIT WITH CONSERVATIVE PARENT GROUPS

Degrassi: (Season 11) Drop it like it's hot Part 2

2011-08-23T18:36:00.000-07:00

Okay interested in this episode Yet again another blog as I'm Watching the show to add to the blogesphere It's still A MUTHAF_CKIN! WORD. Anyway THE ACTUAL REVIEW:

1.So Alli blew off her date with Dave to gamble seems like she has gotten a gambling problem. And Dave is now supporting it which is crazy. And she just bet her scholarship which is just out there. She has an absolute problem.WTF IS U DOIN GIRL DON'T TELL THEM YOUR COUNTING CARDS. FUC_ING DUMB
THEY JUST LUCKY THE COPS CAME. And by cops I mean Dave's Dad (HI MR.TURNER I'M ALLI THE GIRL WHO JUST GAMBLED AWAY YOUR SONS MONEY) I like this storyline. But wait is Dave breaking up with his dream girl after spending all that time trying to get her that just proves "SOME GIRLS AREN'T WORTH ALL THAT TROUBLE"
2.Bianca is still a drug dealer and Imajin or.Emajin is done trying to be her friend. So Vince just slapped her. It's like Bianca his HOE and he's the PIMP. HE IS A PIMP HE JUST GOT HER SEXY LINGERIE THAT'S PIMP MONEY. What The F_ck SHE JUST KISSED HER. That's just wacko. So Bianca just gave Imajin her Sexy LINGERIE.(I'D PREFER TO SEE THAT LINGERIE ON BIANCA)AM I RIGHT OR WHAT.

3. So Wesley is lying about getting a drivers license in order to impress and a girl and he just got caught by the PO-LICE.LOLLOL. He just got caught (SPOT JUST GOT BlOWN UP) That was a pretty cool machine they built though i like the music So maybe there is a chance for Wesley and this girl. (HE JUST HAS TO NOT GET CAUGHT LIKE A BIT*H).PLUS WHEN SHE Said "I like you because your you" "WHEN THE FUCK DID A GIRL LIKE A GUY FOR WHO HE REALLY IS"(It's because of something else 8==================================> Don't have enough space to show actual size.)

ANYWAY I GIVE THIS EPISODE A
9.3 OUT OF 10

Degrassi:(Season 11) Drop It like It's hot Part 1

2011-08-22T18:33:00.000-07:00

Okay this title is kind've weird but one thing they have proven is that they have pretty good titles. So yet again another review as I'm watching the Show. So here we Go with. THE ACTUAL REVIEW:
1.So the main story here is Alli trying to make her time with Dave special and Why The F_ck why is he taking out the condoms now. I love how she said "You thought we were going to have sex" Okay now that really seems like one of those epic fails you see on the Internet if that were Me I would've played it cool you(You know what I'm saying) Dave my boy why would you ruin it like this man you bagged a sexy ass girl and u ruined it. commercial. So Alli is one of those smart poker card players who count cards hmm interesting. I love how Dave opened his locker and he saw that letter and it said P.S not Sexy (That is called chopped wood) Damn Alli gets Dave Tickets and A jersey that's just crazy. So Dave and Alli seem to be doing alright WTF she accepts an invitation to go to Daves house then on her Iphone($$$) ACCEPTS A POKER INVITATION.

2.Anyway the other story here is Bianca with her ex- boyfriend Vince. NOW I AM INTERESTED IN THIS STORY. I think this is gonna lead to the whole shooting story they tease us with too much in the promos. And he gives her drugs to sell. Emajin or Imajin The girl obsessed with Eli saw her with Vince and seems to be developing a bond with Bianca. So be sure to pay attention to this in future episodes

3. BTW there is Wesley's story not really that interesting I mean he lies to get with this girl I can understand that WE ALL LIE TO IMPRESS.Anyway he gets her in the car and he does alright with the driving. Not really paying attention here. WTF happened to Conner and the pantie stealing I miss that

ANYWAY I GIVE THIS EPISODE A
9.2 out of 10

Degrassi Extraordinary Machine Pt 2

2011-08-18T19:03:00.001-07:00

Wow this episode did impress me AT THE BEGINNING by the way i'mm writing this as I'm watching the show so excuse some of my words.So now for THE ACTUAL REVIEW
1.The main story here Eli's off his medication and I still kinda like it. Munro CHAMBERS is a pretty good actor I like him more now than when he was with Claire SO FAR. Pause for Commercial. An We are back. WTF ELI POURED HIS FUCKING EMOTIONS ON THAT STAGE BURNED THAT SCRIPT AND THEY CHEER HIM. A GOOD STORY FOR A GOOD CHARACTER Well his father is talking to him and it seems like his self destructive days are over. AHHHHHHHHH MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
2.This other storyline with Anya and her drug problem wasn't really that interesting and there could have been more emotion by both Anya and her mother I mean Come on YOUR CHILD IS ON COCIANCE.So she got rejected by the army not surprising. So she is not giving up on it though. so that is okay. She might leave the show which is actually kinda good I didn't really enjoy her after she broke u with SAV. So that's it

3.Anyway Jenna and K.C have officially given away Tyson to a douchy couple with no lives. So Jenna is going to stay with Alli (Lesbian scene<please writers> come on) And when she left all she said was SEE YOU AT SCHOOL WTF IS THAT. It's those words that really say what their relationship turned into K.C should've stayed with Claire. HE ENDED UP WITH BABY MAMA DRAMA

ANYWAY THIS WAS A IMPROVEMENT OVER YESTERDAY'S EPISODE SO I GIVE THIS EPISODE A:
9.5 OUT OF 10

Degrassi Extraordinary Machine Pt 1

2011-08-17T19:50:00.000-07:00

So my second review Another one for Degrassi I will branch out and do more television reviews when the fall and winter seasons start. Anyway let's begin the ACTUAL REVIEW:
1. Eli goes off the meds and convinces himself that he is starting up a relationship with Claire well aware that she is with Jake. Everybody else thinks he is crazy by changing the script all the time. Now I think that this is kinda cool. Eli has always been kinda a cool character to me mostly due to the face that he is goth but not emo and he DRIVES A HEARSE(Pretty cool car) he has become even more self destructive. I liked the Clare/Eli relationship she was the goody one shoe and he was the bad boy goth. But I may like this new relationship even more this new girl seems kinda crazy and is taking advantage of Eli's mental decline (I like that
)
2.So K.C and Jenna (mostly Jenna) Decide to give the baby up for adoption kind've a Junoish vibe going on here.But is clear the writers draw inspiration from movies instead of real life = mediocre stories) But sometimes this movie thing works SOMETIMES. However K.C was kind've a one dimensional to me but they threw in his father dropping out and his mother in prison and the group home he lives in so he does have some personality and character to him. But K.C said he was not comfortable with the adoption(maybe because his parents were'nt around and he used to live in a GROUP HOME)
3.Now we come to the end and the little story that was not really the main focus ANYA'S DRUG PROBLEM. I remember how Drew was on pot I wasn't laughing I was snickering a little bit. I would actually like to see Anya on Weed instead of cocaine I mean where would a girl like her(wealthy white girl) even get cocaine.(Maybe the ghetto) But this whole drug addict relationship with Charlie is kind've cheesy "I MEAN THERE COULD BE BETTER PERFORMANCES BY THE Charlie and Anya" "I being honest here there were times where I confused Fiona with Anya cause they don't do make them different enough from each other" Hopefully they could fix this

ANYWAY MY REVIEW FOR THIS EPISODE
9.1 OUT OF 10

First review Degrassi Mr. Brightside Part 2

2011-08-16T19:34:00.000-07:00

So my first review I thought I would Review one of my favorite shows which has been lacking in luster these few year.
Degrassi: The Next Generation OR now as they call it just Degrassi
Now i believe you should know my own personal opinions on this show
1. I love themes this show has showed us
2. The characters can sometimes make decisions that are out of there character
3. They are changing Degrassi too much
4. I like the theme song
5.The stories need to group together more
6. Characters need more Backstory and personal problems
Anyway THE ACTUAL REVIEW
Okay I'll start with the central focus Alli and Drew meeting her parents
Alli wants to date Dave openly and Dave wants to be himself with her parents. now I think that
Drew needed to be himself. I was glad when he went to her house all dressed like A ghetto kid (Even though he is not ghetto) I was really surprised to see her father and him play cards (even more surprised to see Alli Win) But at the end she got accepted to her science program and will spend all summer in D.C away from DAVE
NEXT The story about Drew and his mental stability.Now I don't know about you but I LIKE UFC/MMA DREW. Especially those cage underground type fights he was in. But this whole Fighter/Worried girl but not quite girlfriend yet. Relationship kind of sucks cause it seems like they are going for a Rockyish kind of thing here. But it seems like they might be done with Drews Mental Unstability. There seems like there is a little hope.

Any way THE LAST STORY Holly J is a character who is kind of dynamic. when she first appeared on the series I kind of thought she was a b*tch and wanted to see her in a catfight a lot (I want to see all the female stars in one huge cat fight A LOT)But there is some sympathy here for her she needs a kidney and just found out she was adopted. I thought her birth mom was kind of selfish and an even bigger b*tch. I mean it's like How Holly J said: U should'nt have kids if your not going to raise them right. Her story in this episode was okay and really developed her character.

ANYWAY I GIVE THIS EPISODE A 9.1 OUT OF 10

PEACE OUT B*tches

First post on TV

2011-08-16T00:01:00.000-07:00

So I started this blog to review TV and I WILL REVIEW THE SHOWS I CHOOSE
THESE SHOWS COULD RANGE FROM ANIMATED SHOWS TO DRAMAS. AND COMEDIES
I'm not like saying you should watch the stuff I blog about I'm just saying it's good and U should or you might have something on your face MY FIST